Five Guys at Five

I didn’t sleep well last night. I think I inherited my grandmother Noni’s little problem. She could not sleep on the night of a full moon. Neither can I.

Already cranky with exhaustion, I was especially annoyed when Attila’s arm kept dropping across my back and jostling me fully awake just as I was about to succumb to the joys of unconsciousness. The third time this happened, annoyance changed into worry. Attila just doesn’t do stuff like that. I turned on the light to discover his eyes open, his pillow drenched, and his extremities cold and clammy. For a moment, I thought I had lost him.

I “woke” Attila, even though his eyes were already open. He was totally confused and not too thrilled that I was rousing him from what he thought was blessed sleep. I asked him to tell me what year this is and he replied ”76″ but didn’t seem too sure about it. I told him he wasn’t even in the right century. I asked him to tell me my name and he rattled off a number (and it wasn’t my serial number). Now that I think about it, it might have been one of our old phone numbers. 

Attila started pointing at the wall (this guy is not normally a pointer - he was raised to believe that pointing is rude). And he kept twisting his mouth into weird shapes, as though he was just learning that he owned one (not unlike our grandson Jayden!). He was really, really goofy – in a sort-of-cute-but-also-scary way.

And I would have been terrified by all this if it had not been the third time it has happened in the last month. The first time I called 911 and agreed that the ambulance should take Attila to Paoli Hospital for tests. Ashley and Leigha drove along with me in my car, sniffling for most of the trip.

By the time we all arrived at the ER, Attila had recovered his senses and was flirting outrageously with the nurses. The doctor admitted him overnight and a battery of tests were done – an MRI, an MRA, a cat scan, and an ultrasound of the carotid artery. All test results were unremarkable.

Two weeks later I was home on a Friday morning when Attila got up to go to his scheduled nephrologist appointment (kidney doctor). He came downstairs with no shoes on. I thought to myself, “Here we go again.”

He was extremely confused. He couldn’t remember what month it was. He was starving so he ate cereal and when he tested his own blood sugar the level was in the normal range. So I drove him to his perfectly-timed appointment and Dr. Michael called the neurologist for us while we were in his office. By this time, Attila was back to his old self. The neurologist told the nephrologist that he could temporarily put Attila on Plavix in case these two events were stroke-related.

Attila saw his neurologist a few days later, but by then he had figured out in his own head that the problem was most likely due to abnormally low blood sugar, which you always have to monitor closely with insulin-dependent diabetics. Both incidents had occurred upon waking, and then cleared up once Attila got food into his body. The neurologist told us that strokes don’t happen in the same exact way twice, so he ruled that out (stroke is a real concern since Attila has already suffered two in his lifetime). Dr. Gardner said that it could possibly be seizure activity, but he thought low blood sugar was the more likely culprit.

And then this morning happened. I immediately did think it might be low blood sugar, but stupid me has never learned to use the test kit and Attila was unable to perform the test himself. He couldn’t keep a single thought in his head. He just let the test kit sit on his belly while staring at me like I was the crazy one (okay, he might be half-right on that).  So I made him chew three of the cherry glucose tablets we keep in the bedside table, and called 911. Again.

So that is how I ended up in my third floor bedroom with Five Guys at Five. (Four were pretty hot and one was in a cold sweat wearing tighty whities, but I digress.) By the time the police officer and three EMTs arrived, Attila was coming out of his confused state. He knew my name, the year he was born, and even the police officer’s name (he has been here before).  

One of the EMTs tested Attila’s sugar. It was 61, which is pretty low. That means that when I roused him at 4:45am it was probably about 40, since the glucose tablets work pretty fast and had kicked in by the time the professionals arrived on the scene. 

I was asked to fix Attila something to eat. I told them “I don’t cook, Attila does!” I don’t think they were able to fully appreciate my sense of humor. So I scurried off to the kitchen and brought Attila some juice and a large bowl of cereal.

After the juice, Attila’s blood sugar rose to 75. Attila commented that it was a really huge bowl of cereal, but then proceeded to eat the whole thing and slurp the last drops of milk from the bowl. He might even have smacked his lips when he was done, but I can’t be sure. I was too busy hyperventilating from running the two flights of stairs for about the hundreth time this morning.

It was agreed that Attila did not need to go to the hospital. I was given my marching orders: 1) Call the endocrinologist (diabetes doctor) first thing this morning, and 2) learn to test Attila’s blood sugar.  So, while I wait for the doctor’s office to open, I blog. And Attila sleeps, perchance to snore. Okay, if he doesn’t wear his CPAP mask, then it will be to snore for sure!

Time Flies, and Other True Facts of Life

It is so gorgeous out today! I just pulled out my journal from October 1980. Kachoo! (I’m allergic to dust and mold.) Twenty-eight years ago on this very day, it was raining and chilly.  I know this for a fact. On that particular Saturday I got my hair done professionally and indulged in my one-and-only-EVER-in-my-life manicure. I was going to the chapel and I was gonna get maaaaaried!

By sunset the rain had stopped and the sky was the color of my bridesmaid’s dresses - peach and rust. At 7:00pm I was on the arm of my Dad, walking down the candlelit aisle of the church I grew up in (Marple Presbyterian in Broomall). It was my fairytale wedding.  What a perfect way to say “I love you!”

It is hard to believe that Attila and I have now been a couple for six years longer than I spent as as single person (which made me 22 on my wedding day). I have to admit that it hasn’t been particularly hard. At least not the “marriage to Attila” part. The “life” part… well that is a different story entirely. We have weathered many storms as a couple. Our faith in God, combined with Attila’s inherent sainthood, are the only viable explanations for our success. In addition to that, Attila did learn to read my mind and he has never forgotten how to make me laugh.

I gave Attila a card this morning. He apologized for not having a chance to get me one. We don’t exchange gifts very often – never for our anniversary, rarely for birthdays, and sometimes not even for Christmas. Attila would tell you that being married to me IS his present (at least as long as I keep his meds at the right levels). 

I would tell you the same. Attila is my best friend. He is my soulmate. He is my life partner. He is the one who has plumbed the depths and widths of each and every one of my ugliest warts, and has chosen to love me in spite of their repulsiveness (FYI – this is a metaphor, not a statement of fact).

So, how are we celebrating our anniversary? Well… I have been doing paperwork, putting fresh sheets on the bed, ordering Christmas presents, paying bills, nagging the girls to do their chores, steaming my clothes, washing winter blankets (we use a stack of them since we have no heat in our third floor bedroom), filing, creating the weekly meal plan and writing the food shopping list. And now of course, I am blogging.

Brent arrived here quite early this morning. He and Attila have spent the day framing out the path that connects our back door to our carport. They have also filled it with rock in preparation for the concrete. And they buried wire so that we will have lights to find our way in the dark.

I think they are having fun. Seriously. No, I really mean it! Attila loves being in the yard. He loves spending time with his children. He has a perfect day to work in, and his pet project is moving forward! It’s all good. 

I just may take the dude out to dinner. If he agrees to take a shower first.

We’re Official! Again!

I think we may have just completed the world’s fastest home-study. Leigha moved in with us on July 17th and since we are considered a “Kinship” placement, we had only sixty days to be approved as official foster parents for Delaware County CYS. We made it and I have the offical documents to prove it! 

I have to admit that four years ago I never pictured this happening. Winning an Oscar for best original screenplay? Sure, I can picture that. Attila living to the ripe old age of 102? Yup, I can picture that too. But getting Leigha back? No. I didn’t dare imagine it. We fought so hard to keep Leigha and then she went home anyway. We figured that was it (except for weekend visits). We are SO happy to say that we have come full circle and our daughter is finally home where she belongs.

Although the process rekindled some of the intense feelings of distress that we suffered at the hands of Chester County CYF, we are thrilled to be back in the saddle again – even if it is for only this one child. The upside is having a child in the house who actually wants to live here. The downside is turning the key in the ignition and having rap music blast our tender aging ears. The upside is hearing singing come from Leigha’s bedroom when she thinks no one is listening. The downside is the grocery bill for a child who apparently has a bottomless pit for a stomach and the metabolism to handle infinite quantities of food. Leigha’s standard daily breakfast includes a full bowl of cereal (with lots of milk) and two waffles with syrup or jelly on top. I hate her of course.

One of the worst days we experienced since Leigha arrived was the day Attila and I sat sprawled on one of those stupid metal mesh benches at Wal-Mart, waiting for Leigha to spend a DCCYS clothing voucher for $325.00. Believe it or not, you can buy a lot of clothes at Wal-Mart with that kind of money! The tedium bore holes into our flagging spirits. Leigha raced in and out of the changing room (we had to approve everything of course). We cheered when she found the perfect fit. We didn’t bat an eyelash when she decided to purchase four pairs of sneakers so that she could “match” shoe colors to outfits. 

A frightening array of badly dressed people kept walking by us (oh yeah, we were two of them). The heat was set too high in the store and I felt like I was suffocating. I don’t even like to shop for ME! Attila and I are so grateful for John 3:16. We are pretty sure that if we didn’t believe, our own personal hell would involve supervising an almost-teen as she attempts to spend a million bucks at Wal-Mart. Oh the agony.  

I kept a running tab in my head, guessing on the price of items with missing tags. When we FINALLY went to customer service to “pay” for Leigha’s  bounty, the total came to $324.56. That’s me – the idiot-savant of mental math. Or maybe just an idiot. I’m flexible.